strike out everything you’ve done. 1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been...
South Park; Good Times With Weapons
ichoosedisco replied to your photo: FUCKYEAHPIZZA. I heard the doorbell ring, and I was all, ALL HIS DREAMS ARE COMING TRUEEEE At first I was like: And then I heard the bell and was like: And then I tasted the pizza: And it was good.
ichoosedisco asked: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwl0itCMb1qe9mj9.gif
Having an itch in the nerve-damaged part of your...
Cause you can’t scratch it! It doesn’t work! So you gotta just flap around your hand and whine in the manner of a harpooned seal.
So I'm awake.
janewensley: Earlier than usual. Because. I have to go to school. Earlier than usual. And take a test. Now, this isn’t your average test. This is the Literacy Test. Which I was supposed to take last year. But ended up falling ill the day of. So I had to stay home. I don’t particularly like being up this early. It’s also raining. And I have to walk to school. On the plus side. I’m...
thereisonlypassion replied to your post: thereisonlypassion replied to your photo: While… That’s awesome. See, I’d do something like that, but I’m way too lazy. Haha yeah I generally wouldn’t put in so much effort but I had to for Rorschach, as he is awesome :]
thereisonlypassion replied to your photo: While I’m postin Rorschach stuff… Here’s myself…. Where’d you get the mask? I made it myself, along with four others with different rorschach designs so I could keep switching throughout the night :3
janewensley replied to your photo: While I’m postin Rorschach stuff… Here’s myself…. You are my hero. This makes me happy :3
tumblingwithstyle: it must be a tough life as a goomba with no arms how would they wipe their asses? They don’t. And so, they smell of poop. But they have no noses so they don’t care. That’s why mario smooshes them.
My cat just jumped on my bed and landed right on...
frozorfs: yoursocksareuntied: OH THE PAIN.